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Friday, August 27, 2010

Click & Clean


Click&Clean is a software solution for erasing your browsing history and other tracks from your PC. The main difference from similars solutions is that Click&Clean uses browser's built-in ability to clear browsing history, erase download history, empty the cache, delete cookies, clear saved form data etc. without having to close your web browser and in addition allows you to perform more extensive cleaning using external tools like CCleaner or Wise Disk Cleaner.

The Click&Clean exists in several variations. You can choose the variant that suits you best. Brief descriptions of each variation are provided below and more detailed descriptions are given in the respective links below.

Click&Clean for Windows : click here
Click&Clean for Firefox : click here
Click&Clean for Google Chrome : click here






Thursday, August 26, 2010

D difference between CRAZY and STUPID :

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the Mental Hospital?" Patient replied: "Helloooooooo....., I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

Thursday, August 19, 2010

about SBY

SBY asked the Queen of England how she was able to run such an efficient government. "Are there any tips you can give to me?", asked SBY.

"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people".
djshu Shu: SBY frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea, and said: "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle".

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom and said: "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?".
djshu Shu: Tony Blair walked into the room and said: "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiled and said: "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered: "That would be me". "Yes! Very good", said the Queen.

SBY went back home to Jakarta, and asked Boediono, his vice presidential choice the same question: "Pak Boed, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?". "I'm not sure," said Boediono: "Let me get back to you on that one". He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
djshu Shu: Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Andi Malarangeng' shoes in the next stall. Boediono asked Malarangeng: "Andi, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?". Andi Malarangeng yelled back: "That's easy, it's me!".

Boediono smiled and said: "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with SBY and said: "I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Andi Malarangeng!". SBY got up, stomped over to Boediono, and angrily yelled into his face: "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Freemake Video Downloader




Download Vimeo, MEtacafe, Facebook, etc
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Final Video downloader ~ The fastest Youtube downloader


The fastest YouTube downloader in the world!

Get Final Video Downloader if you want to download YouTube videos to your PC.

* July 22, 2010: Version 2010 Update 6 released, making FVD compatible with the newest YouTube changes!

The downloader is extremely simple to use. It integrates with your web browser, so you just have to display the video page in your browser and click the Final Video Downloader icon.

Final Video Downloader uses an advanced acceleration technique to boost the download speed with up to500% compared to other downloaders.

You can download several videos at the same time, and you can store them in their original format or optionally convert them to e.g. iPod, PSP or PS3 formats.


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And yes, it's true: Final Video Downloader is 100% free.









Saturday, August 14, 2010

Animator vs Animation

revised version
smoother graphics, improved readability, cleaner title page

(C) 2006 Alan Baker

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F***ing

1. F***ing once-twice a week is good for your health but it may be harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids.
5. Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

So........



FASTING is good for your health
God bless ur dirty mind

Joke

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of Medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: "Tylenol". . "Very good! And what is it used for?".
"Is used for headache."

The second pupil said: "Nytol". "Excellent. And what it is used for?".
"To help you sleep."

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: "Viagra".
"Johnny, what is it used for?''. "I think it can be used for diarrhea".
''Who told you this?'' "Nobody, but every evening Aunt Susan tells Uncle Sam,'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder."

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Redenominasi ~

For fun di tengah hirup pikuknya perekonomian Indonesia : Efek dari redenominasi:
* Aku mau hidup 1 tahun lagi (Charil Anwar)
* Dongeng 1001 malam menjadi kisah 1 mlm dan 10 menit
* Mengucapkan bersatu- satu terimakasih
*IP mahasiswi pintar 0.0038
*Mati 0.001 tumbuh 1 (pribahasa)
*Kepulauan seribu menjadi kepulauan satu
*Pesan salad dressing 'one island'
*Saat orang berteriak maling, ia mengambil langkah satu
*Breaking news:Megawati menolak redenominasi habis2an karean kalau benar dilakukan, maka Megawati hrs mengganti namanya menjadi Kilowati!!!
*Pasaribu jadi pasasatu
*Ulat kaki seribu jadi kasian cacat, kakisatu
Efek redenominasi bikin pusing 0.007 keliling .